Post by CagedinSanity on Feb 12, 2006 12:07:42 GMT -5
I got this from the TES forums, but theres at least two of these type of threads every couple months.
A lot of this is edited because a LOT of people used "u" for "you," which gives more work for me.
Ok, my grammar isn't perfect either So don't mind me if I missed some things:
(This first one is something my brother, my mom and I made up together, Because we actually did this:)
When you encounter someone who is a lil' freaky and you say to your friends, "They've been hittin' That skooma pipe."
When Ahnassi's the only girl you've dated in years.
When you realize finding a pair of boots with a levitation spell on them is the highlight of your Saturday night.
When you run everywhere all the time and inqure about the "latest rumors" repeatedly when you talk to people.
When your shirt and pants become "cotton armor" and improve your skill at wearing clothes.
When you can kill people with a lockpick.
When you check to see if any of the crabs at Red Lobster will buy your extra junk.
Your biggest fear is that somehow somewhere a cliff racer will find you.
You find yourself to praying to Azura before you go to bed.
You try to pick up the items that a screenshot is looking at.
You start calling foreigners "outlanders"
You begin to duck whenever you see a "cliff racer" in the sky.
You expect the police men to constantly call you scum.
You think everyone is going to say the same things to you as you walk past them.
When you're pissed at someone and you really call em an N'Wah.
You try to haggle the price with various clerks.
When you ask your principal why Dwemeri isn't offered a language class.
Whenever you attack someone with, say, a stick, you find that your arms only extend way out to the side, behind your back, or awkwardly backwards, and when you think that holding one of those positions longer will hurt the target more.
When you have a health, mana, an fatigue bar in the corner of your peripheral vision.
When you start wandering up and down the sidewalk looking for the silt rider station.
When you order the hound meat special at a restraunt.
You steal the latest high fashion purse from a store and then try to find the nearest Thieves' Guild to remove the price on your head.
You start bribing everyone you see.
You wear robes.
When you eat plants off the ground hoping to 'increase your alchemy skill'.
You start breaking into peoples homes to improve your security level.
You start remodeling you character's home because it looks "shabby" when your real place is trashed.
When you find yourself saying that you need to go to vivec to find a friend later.
When your dinner conversation is an argument over whether Argonians deserve equal opportunity.
(first one I actually Lol'd at:)
When you hold your hands out in front of you and swoosh them around, joping to cause Fire Damage 20 - 30 Points for 10 Seconds on Target.
When you see something cool/funny outside, and think to yourself "I should take a screenshot"
Constantly try to Mark/Recall in other games.
When you have trouble sleeping because you know the 6th house is coming after you.
Try to hide a stash of money and weapons in broad daylight think no one will take it!
Try to capture you boss in a soulgem!
When you actually start having those dreams about Dagoth Ur.
When you try to sneak right in front of someone's nose.
When you hotwire random cars to increase your security level and expect the police to try to kill you after you resist arrest.
When you memorize Morrowind's theme on your trombone.
When you find yourself walking like an argonian.
When you call your cat a Khajit.
When you go up to your friends in school and go "RIGHT TRIGGER" before punching them.
When you hear the whole Morrowind sound track repeatedly in your head.
When you go outside of your house to look for bandit caves.
when you think that your dog is a Nix-Hound.
when you go at the beach and hope that there are no Slaughterfish in the water.
when your parot makes a strange noise and you duck under the table, thinking that a Cliff Racer is nearby.
when a fat man walks past you and you think "Whew...That Ogrim must be blind...".
When youre walking and something's in your way, you go to the CS and remove it.
A lot of this is edited because a LOT of people used "u" for "you," which gives more work for me.
Ok, my grammar isn't perfect either So don't mind me if I missed some things:
(This first one is something my brother, my mom and I made up together, Because we actually did this:)
When you encounter someone who is a lil' freaky and you say to your friends, "They've been hittin' That skooma pipe."
When Ahnassi's the only girl you've dated in years.
When you realize finding a pair of boots with a levitation spell on them is the highlight of your Saturday night.
When you run everywhere all the time and inqure about the "latest rumors" repeatedly when you talk to people.
When your shirt and pants become "cotton armor" and improve your skill at wearing clothes.
When you can kill people with a lockpick.
When you check to see if any of the crabs at Red Lobster will buy your extra junk.
Your biggest fear is that somehow somewhere a cliff racer will find you.
You find yourself to praying to Azura before you go to bed.
You try to pick up the items that a screenshot is looking at.
You start calling foreigners "outlanders"
You begin to duck whenever you see a "cliff racer" in the sky.
You expect the police men to constantly call you scum.
You think everyone is going to say the same things to you as you walk past them.
When you're pissed at someone and you really call em an N'Wah.
You try to haggle the price with various clerks.
When you ask your principal why Dwemeri isn't offered a language class.
Whenever you attack someone with, say, a stick, you find that your arms only extend way out to the side, behind your back, or awkwardly backwards, and when you think that holding one of those positions longer will hurt the target more.
When you have a health, mana, an fatigue bar in the corner of your peripheral vision.
When you start wandering up and down the sidewalk looking for the silt rider station.
When you order the hound meat special at a restraunt.
You steal the latest high fashion purse from a store and then try to find the nearest Thieves' Guild to remove the price on your head.
You start bribing everyone you see.
You wear robes.
When you eat plants off the ground hoping to 'increase your alchemy skill'.
You start breaking into peoples homes to improve your security level.
You start remodeling you character's home because it looks "shabby" when your real place is trashed.
When you find yourself saying that you need to go to vivec to find a friend later.
When your dinner conversation is an argument over whether Argonians deserve equal opportunity.
(first one I actually Lol'd at:)
When you hold your hands out in front of you and swoosh them around, joping to cause Fire Damage 20 - 30 Points for 10 Seconds on Target.
When you see something cool/funny outside, and think to yourself "I should take a screenshot"
Constantly try to Mark/Recall in other games.
When you have trouble sleeping because you know the 6th house is coming after you.
Try to hide a stash of money and weapons in broad daylight think no one will take it!
Try to capture you boss in a soulgem!
When you actually start having those dreams about Dagoth Ur.
When you try to sneak right in front of someone's nose.
When you hotwire random cars to increase your security level and expect the police to try to kill you after you resist arrest.
When you memorize Morrowind's theme on your trombone.
When you find yourself walking like an argonian.
When you call your cat a Khajit.
When you go up to your friends in school and go "RIGHT TRIGGER" before punching them.
When you hear the whole Morrowind sound track repeatedly in your head.
When you go outside of your house to look for bandit caves.
when you think that your dog is a Nix-Hound.
when you go at the beach and hope that there are no Slaughterfish in the water.
when your parot makes a strange noise and you duck under the table, thinking that a Cliff Racer is nearby.
when a fat man walks past you and you think "Whew...That Ogrim must be blind...".
When youre walking and something's in your way, you go to the CS and remove it.
