Post by CagedinSanity on Jul 8, 2005 17:37:43 GMT -5
Quotes can be serious, humerous, or anything. As long as they are somewhat true.
Like my favorite one,
"The bible was written by people who thought the Earth was flat."
HAHA.
Heres a quote from me while playing Unreal Tournament 2004:
"Note to self- Lava kills you..."
Anonymous:
"If it ain't broke- Don't fix it."
Another one by me, dicovering that I think way too much:
"Note to self: You tell yourself too much."
Anonymous:
"Life's a bitch, so fuck it."
(For those who can read l33t...)
Heres a bunch more, Some are from friends and people in other forums.
"If God didn't want his followers to be fat he would've made gluttony a sin." -Homer Simpson
"At the end of it all, everything is just made to be broken." Forsaken
"Never play leapfrog with a unicorn." -Anonymous
"If God throws lemons at you, throw them back." -Anonymous
"In the words of my generation, UP YOURS!" Russel Case
"It's all fun and games until someone gets pregnant." Lord_Protoss_
"One day I was dangling a string for a cat to play with and I was thinking to myself. 'What a dumb cat. It's been chasing this string for an hour.' Then it hit me. I'd been dangling a string for an hour." Some Comedian
"The people that say 'Money is the root of all evil,' just don't have any." Anonymous
"If violent games make murderers, then perhaps it stands to logic that sports games create sports stars." Awesome
"Is it the computer's fault for freezing, or our fault for trusting in a worthless machine to begin with?" Danielle
"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?"
"If E=mc² then what does F equal?" Preator
"Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?" Protrozz
"You know your nose runs and your feet smell. Go figure." Protrozz
"Settle down, these cameras spying on our women's dressing rooms, locker rooms, and changing rooms is despicable. I think I speak for all Springfielders saying: 'Where is the sexy footage?'" Mayor Quimby
"Is it so wrong to love those that don't believe in love?" Zach Doran
"If a man speaks in the forest, but there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?" Anonymous
"There is a difference in knowing the path and walking the path." Morpheus
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people." Anonymous
Heres a bunch by the same guy:
"Why is it called shipment when you go by car, and cargo when you go by ship?" Canton
"If #2 pencils are so popular, why is it still #2?" Canton
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." Canton
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." Canton
"Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice?'" Canton
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?" Canton
"If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?" Canton
"If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?" Canton
"Something that pisses me off: People who point at their wrist when asking for the time. I know where my watch is, buddy. Where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?" Canton
"Something that pisses me off: When people at the movies say 'Did you see that?' No, dicknose, I paid 9 dollars to come and watch the f*cking ceiling all night long. What the f*ck did you come here for?" Canton
"Something that pisses me off: When people say life is short. What the f*ck? Life is the longest god damn thing anyone ever does. What? Are you gonna do something that's f*cking longer than life? Huh?" Canton
"Something that pisses me off: When people ask me if the bus had come yet. If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here, faggot." Canton
"The bigger they are, the more likely they'll crush you." Canton
Like my favorite one,
"The bible was written by people who thought the Earth was flat."
HAHA.
Heres a quote from me while playing Unreal Tournament 2004:
"Note to self- Lava kills you..."
Anonymous:
"If it ain't broke- Don't fix it."
Another one by me, dicovering that I think way too much:
"Note to self: You tell yourself too much."
Anonymous:
"Life's a bitch, so fuck it."
(For those who can read l33t...)
Heres a bunch more, Some are from friends and people in other forums.
"If God didn't want his followers to be fat he would've made gluttony a sin." -Homer Simpson
"At the end of it all, everything is just made to be broken." Forsaken
"Never play leapfrog with a unicorn." -Anonymous
"If God throws lemons at you, throw them back." -Anonymous
"In the words of my generation, UP YOURS!" Russel Case
"It's all fun and games until someone gets pregnant." Lord_Protoss_
"One day I was dangling a string for a cat to play with and I was thinking to myself. 'What a dumb cat. It's been chasing this string for an hour.' Then it hit me. I'd been dangling a string for an hour." Some Comedian
"The people that say 'Money is the root of all evil,' just don't have any." Anonymous
"If violent games make murderers, then perhaps it stands to logic that sports games create sports stars." Awesome
"Is it the computer's fault for freezing, or our fault for trusting in a worthless machine to begin with?" Danielle
"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?"
"If E=mc² then what does F equal?" Preator
"Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?" Protrozz
"You know your nose runs and your feet smell. Go figure." Protrozz
"Settle down, these cameras spying on our women's dressing rooms, locker rooms, and changing rooms is despicable. I think I speak for all Springfielders saying: 'Where is the sexy footage?'" Mayor Quimby
"Is it so wrong to love those that don't believe in love?" Zach Doran
"If a man speaks in the forest, but there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?" Anonymous
"There is a difference in knowing the path and walking the path." Morpheus
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people." Anonymous
Heres a bunch by the same guy:
"Why is it called shipment when you go by car, and cargo when you go by ship?" Canton
"If #2 pencils are so popular, why is it still #2?" Canton
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." Canton
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." Canton
"Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice?'" Canton
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?" Canton
"If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?" Canton
"If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?" Canton
"Something that pisses me off: People who point at their wrist when asking for the time. I know where my watch is, buddy. Where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?" Canton
"Something that pisses me off: When people at the movies say 'Did you see that?' No, dicknose, I paid 9 dollars to come and watch the f*cking ceiling all night long. What the f*ck did you come here for?" Canton
"Something that pisses me off: When people say life is short. What the f*ck? Life is the longest god damn thing anyone ever does. What? Are you gonna do something that's f*cking longer than life? Huh?" Canton
"Something that pisses me off: When people ask me if the bus had come yet. If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here, faggot." Canton
"The bigger they are, the more likely they'll crush you." Canton
